Essence of Towniehood Part VII

They rely solely
on their local townie paper,
written for townies — the busy-bodies
with nothing more exciting in their lives
and nobody to show them better.
written by townies — the townies that
could never quite get their writing careers
off the ground
anywhere and any more
than the local townie item.
Their publications lie
in the local 7-Eleven.
Right by the townies
standing outside,
asking for alcohol and
smoking cigarettes.

Welcome to our little town.